Monday, 5.27 am
At one point I might actually consider punching that guy who can’t make bacon and eggs without setting off the fire alarm before 8am. Luckily, I’m always in a state of delirium when I’m being rudely awakened after only about 4 hours of sleep.
I finally decided, when I grow up I wanna be
the illegitimate daughter of Kathy Griffin and Rosie O’Donnell.
A girl can dream, right?
” You do kinda look like the kid in the pic. Just compare it to the black and white one you have. It might actually be proof enough for your noble birth.”
I don’t see it to be honest! But well, I take what I can get!